GAME REVIEWS

Friday, February 13, 2009

Asuka 120% Maxima BURNING Fest

Fill In Cafe - 1995 - Japan
Super CD

Fucking retarded, doubly-retarded fighting game. I can't believe anyone actually likes this shit- Flash Hiders completely and utterly obliterates it on every level. The graphics especially are heinous; the characters all have super spindly limbs and teensy little faces that you can't even see, and they look about as high-res as a fucking NES game's sprites. There's a nice title screen and some slick presentation to trick you into thinking you're about to experience a sweet fighting game, but the actual fighting is BLEH to the max. I played this on PSX and THAT version was good since they completely re-did the graphics and added a ton of stuff to the fighting engine, but why anyone would bother playing this shit when there's Flash Hiders or Fatal Fury is beyond me and my loyal dog.

Genesis game that is better than this game rating- Deadly Moves AKA Tongue of the Fatman.

1 comment :

Anonymous said...

Dude, Flash Hiders sucks, you play as the dorky boy with a ridiculously hulking body, it's like he's a gay viking and that's just wrong. And the game plays slow too, so I can't just blame it all on my hatred of gay vikings.

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