Bomberman '93

~ BOMBERMAN '93 ~

Hudson Soft

HuCard

1993

I don't like the original Bomberman at all. I despise its dull premise and its strange-looking hero, and I cringe whenever it appears on a "recommended Turbo games" list (which happens all too frequently). I expected little from its purportedly much-improved sequel, and indeed, '93 initially seemed just as lackluster as its predecessor, but with nicer-looking environments acting as battle boards.

But aesthetic advancement can also be perceived in the chip's high-quality soundtrack, and improvement isn't confined to the realm of the superficial. Teleporters scattered about many of the play areas make the elementary "set a bomb and blast up blocks and bums" action a bit trickier and more interesting; indeed, some of the later levels are actually quite difficult and rewarding. And the bosses here are much cooler than the big goofs in the first game. There are some particularly cunning foes to confront towards the end of the adventure.

I still don't find the basic Bomberman gameplay all that thrilling; and like its forebear, '93 has the irritating tendency to plop you down in unfair starting spots late in the quest. But the positives make a huge difference when it comes time to assess the card, and the flaws it shares with the original aren't quite as damaging to it as they are to its ascendant. This is a good, fun game, certainly my favorite of the PC Engine Bomberman titles.

Super Momotarou Dentetsu II

~ SUPER MOMOTAROU DENTETSU II ~

Hudson Soft / Summer Project

HuCard

1991

Basically the same crap as the first one. Avoid both.

Super Momotarou Dentetsu

~ SUPER MOMOTAROU DENTETSU ~

Hudson Soft

HuCard

1989

Roll a die and move a train around a board. Wonderful.

Timeball (Blodia)

~ BLODIA ~

Hudson Soft / Manuel Constantinidis / Broderbund Japan

HuCard

1990

Unless this sort of thing is really, really up your alley, you'll probably find that the underlying concept grows tiresome really, really quickly. And by "this sort of thing," I certainly don't mean puzzle games in general. I like a number of PCE puzzlers, from well-fillers like Puyo Puyo to block-shovers like Tricky Kick. But this one is part of a separate breed, the Pipe Dream type that most players are able to sit with for only a short period and don't ever feel like returning to once that period has passed.

Each of Blodia's puzzles consists of tiles depicting a maze of pipes. Traveling through these pipes is a tiny crystal ball that takes all the time in the world as it dilly-dallies along from point A to point B. Meddle with the tiles--switch them around, slide them over, do whatever it takes to ensure that our slow-moving sphere never runs out of corridor to traverse. Once every inch of a stage's tubing has been graced by the sacred orb, the level concludes and a new trial commences.

Some boards contain vast stretches of open space, indicating that only the slightest bit of pipe tinkering is in order. Other setups present tortuous tube segments that wind their way about the playfield and converge in intricate bunches. While some problematic areas can be fixed up long before the ball even heads their way, many require that you repair them as the sphere is in their very midsts. These on-the-fly jobs demand quick thought and finger work and constitute Blodia's most “intense” moments.

The game is fairly inoffensive at first. Both of its selectable tunes are listenable; and eliminating the final bit of pipe in a given stage always evokes a little surge of pride, as this is one of those puzzlers that make the player feel extraordinarily clever whenever a board is cleared.

But there came a point when I just couldn't stand it anymore, even though I tend to tolerate intolerable concepts for a lot longer than most other players do. Some superior puzzlers like Tetris and Adventures of Lolo are immeasurably clever in concept and design, and the challenges they present are exciting and intense. Blodia doesn’t come off as the masterwork of a genius, nor does it ever really get my blood pumping, even during its “close calls.” Countless twisty pipe segments, monochrome game boards, and an indifferent little ball are not going to hold the attention of most folks who have Gate of Thunder resting on their shelves.

Maybe if the designers had found some way to incorporate the bottom-of-the-board artwork themes into the action, the overall product would've held more appeal.

Probably not.

Sweet.

Kabuki Ittouryoudan

~ KABUKI ITTOURYOUDAN ~

Hudson Soft / Red

Arcade CD-ROM

1995

I've seen Kabuki Ittouryoudan criticized for being too much of a Street Fighter II clone--and indeed, its action is of the adheres-to-an-archetype sort, with Kabuki slipping into the role of Ryu and SF2's fireball and sonic-boom button-press strings found up and down its moves list. But with gorgeous background visuals and slick, responsive controls, KI makes it easy for us to forgive and forget about its blatant concept swiping.

Hard-to-perform desperation techniques like mad sword-swipe flurries and all-out gang attacks add a little spice to the effective-if-derivative gameplay.

And for big Kabuki Den fans like me, seeing the old gang in action again is a blast.

The game disappoints only in that it offers so few cinemas and does little with the ones that are present.

Lack of fancy interludes is hardly a big deal, though, when a fighter offers great action, graphics, and characters to occupy the player's attention. KI is by no means unique, but it impresses and entertains nonetheless and is a must-buy for those who own an Arcade Card.

World Heroes 2

~ WORLD HEROES 2 ~

SNK / Hudson Soft

Arcade CD-ROM

1994

World Heroes 2 can't hold a candle to its Fatal Fury ACD brothers graphically. Its soundtrack, while decent, boasts nothing that can compare with the best FF numbers. It does play a bit better than the Fatals, but there's no chance anyone will ever confuse it with Street Fighter II. And now that I've sufficiently ragged on what one would think are the game's most important elements, let me say that I do enjoy WH2, mainly for its crazy cast. Among the psychotic pugilists who broke free of the nuthouse to join said cast are a viking, a fencer, a pirate, a witch doctor, a magician, a wrestler, and a gigantic football player.

WH2 bolsters its acceptable SF2-style gameplay with neat "counter" techniques that allow you to deflect projectile attacks (and damage your adversaries in the process).

And to further separate itself from the crowd, it presents a "Death Match" alternative mode in which you must claim the balance of a single life meter while avoiding hazards like razor blades and land mines.

World Heroes 2 isn't a special fighter, but it's a likable one. Fans of the genre should get their ten bucks' worth out of it.